Sunday, December 27, 2009

Tips to having the ultimate sledding experience

(1) FIND THE PERFECT HILL: This is crucial. You must find a hill which is very steep, has enough snow so that the sled can move, and has lots of trees(more obstacles to dodge). (2) BE COMPLETELY RECKLESS: The best way to be reckless is to ignore all instinct and common sense and just throw yourself out there, so that by the time your brain kicks in and realizes that this is a beyond-stupid thing to do, it's too late! You are off! You will probably wipe-out, break a couple bones, or bang your head on a really hard rock and die, but it all adds to the experience. (3) TERRORIZE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER: Along with being reckless you must be brutal! Just take your brother and throw him face-first into the snow or try to run him down with your sled. Or both! And finally, (4) TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES of you and your fam so you never forget the fun (and the pain) of sledding before you go back to Arizona where there is no snow=no sledding. But hey, that is probably a good thing. If you could sled all the time, anytime you wanted, you and your brother probably wouldn't survive! (5) TAKE MY TIPS or I'll hunt you down! Just kidding, but seriously. If you want to have fun and be totally radical this is how to do it. Well, thats all I got to say on the topic. Oh! I forgot. If you get airborne on your sled run you get ten sparkle points. Well, tata!

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