Must-see youtube videos

Here's a list of some youtube videos that you've absolutely, positively gotta see. Period.

1. Charlie the Unicorn 1, 2, 3. Yes. Three Videos of basically nothing. But it's hilarious. The third one is my favorite.

2. Spatula Madness. By the same person who made Charlie the Unicorn. Again, hilarious. And again, totally random...

3. Miss South Carolina. And you thought you were bad at geography...

4. Mario Kart Love Song. Cutest thing in the world. Unless you've never played the video game, because you won't have any idea what the dude is talking about.

That's just a couple, but I'll list some more later.

Jason the Sandwich

Jason wanted to be like all the other sandwiches. He was a turkey on whole grain with mayo, cheddar, and tomato. Nothing out of the ordinary. However, he had been cut into triangles. All the other sandwiches had been cut into rectangles. Jason was devastated.

Howl's Moving Castle

"Huh?" is usually the answer I receive when I mention the movie Howl's Moving Castle. It's pretty suprising actually, since it is a pretty amazing movie. For one, Christian Bale does the voice of Howl, and if Christian Bale is in it is automatically a great movie, hands down. Plus the music is beautiful. Piano is the way to go. I printed some of the music off the computer and I played and played and played...I love it. It's pretty challenging, but I think I'm getting the hang of it. I wish I could play some for you...whoever you are. Oh, and the movie is a Japanese cartoon. That's probably why no one ever knows what I'm talking about...

Food

I love food! Especially junk food. I eat a bowl of ice cream every single day and somehow I stay skinny(well, compared to some people). Three cheers for high metabolism! Hip! Hip! Hurray! Maybe it's because I'm young, or maybe it's because I run two miles everyday. Or maybe a combination of both. All I know is that I eat junk and I love it. And I don't care if I have clogged arteries when I'm fifty because I don't intend to live that long.

I hate basketball

Well, I hate a lot of things. But what I hate the most is being forced to do things that are pointless, stupid, and a waste of time. Like basketball. Sure, there are those moments in a game when I pack someone, or get to take my anger out on some player by "accidently" beating them to a pulp. But what I really love is music. And my parents won't let me pursue it. They like it that I do music, but they seem to think that my dream is to be an all-star basketball player. I HATE IT!! It's such a freakin waste of time! I could be going somewhere with music right now if I didn't have to go to basketball practice for three hours a day. Geez....

Comfort

I've been crying so much lately, I feel like such a baby. I just feel so depressed. This guy that used to be my friend, and maybe more than a friend, ended up being a man-whore. My sister was in a car accident, and I cried even though she was ok. It just reminded me of my accident, and brought back those painful memories. The worst thing about pain is remembering it later, and carrying the memory of it with you for the rest of your life. Sometimes I wish I could get hit in the head really hard and get amnesia, so I don't have to remember the pain. That would be awesome, other than not remembering my own name. But I don't really like my name anyways..."Anne" One syllable. Suckiest name ever. My kids are going to have cool names like Audrey, Avery, Edward(named after my dad. I'm not a Twilight fanatic). Sorry I'm rambling. But I just like to let my mind drift and just type whatever comes to mind. It makes me feel better, especially when I'm all emo and depressed. Even though no one reads my posts, I find a comfort in writing, and knowing that my story is out there. Bits and pieces of myself. And even after I die, part of me will still be here. Yes, I find comfort in that.

Fireflies song stuck in my head...

...and I like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly. Its hard to say I'd rather be awake when I'm asleep, cuz everything is never as it seems, when I fall asleep...

-Owl City