One-eyed, one-horned, rambling purple grammar eater

Let me start this out with stating the obvious, that it has been quite awhile since I entered a post. My apologies.

I was in Colorado for a week towards the beginning of this month, and everyone at the camp was from Texas. I felt like my grammar sanity was being threatened by a breed of no-grammar-speaking Texans. No offense towards Texas, just please speak correctly. Please? *whimper *sniff

And then when I got back, I just didn't feel like entering anything in. I have no idea what the new animal hybrid should be. What a mess this is... Whatever shall we do??

Since I know that all of you are just dying to know what I've been up to (all 1 of you), I will give you this picture which sums it all up quite nicely.

Now that everyone feels better, let me tell you something very important. Come closer...still closer....lean in closer.....ok. I'm wearing the shirt that I was wearing in the picture at this very moment, which is weird, because sure, it's a pretty cool shirt. But I don't like it THAT much.

And you know what, I know that I'm rambling. And I know that you know that I'm rambling. And now you know that I know that you know that I'm rambling. Confused yet? Well good, because I'm confused too.

I'm guessing that you have already guessed that I have nothing interesting to talk about, you little smartie pants. No worries, I'm not patronizing you. Just rambling. A common story in these parts.

I drew a purple people eater today. One small problem though, I have no purple markers. Not even one.

So I drew some blood dribbling out of it's mouth instead, but it's just not the same.

Ok...I think it's time to go to bed. Goodnight y'all.

Animal Hybrid #4

WELCOME TO HYBRID MONDAY.

This week's hybrid is a Panda + Pig = Pinda Pag

The picture didn't come out quite the way that I wanted it too, as you can probably tell. I wanted to go for a simple pig body, but it came out looking....pregnanty. Pregalicious? I don't know. I'll try to come up with something better next time, haha...

Beastly

A couple months ago, I went and saw Beastly with my friends. I saw it again yesterday, and I must say, it seemed a lot more superficial and cheesy this time.

I still love it though, and so when I saw a little pot of mini white rosebuds later in the day, I bought it. That's what I'm looking at right now; the pretty rosebuds. I hope I can keep them alive for over a month. The pointsettias I bought last Christmas didn't survive that long. I forgot to water it and put it in the sunshine, and so on. I think white roses are my favorite flower. So if I'm ever in the hospital with a life-threatening disease, send me some white roses and a singing telegram.

Anyways, I still love Beastly which is suprising, because I almost always go for movies that have genuine, 'feel-real' characters, which I'm sad to say, didn't really shine through in this movie. Maybe it's because I like white roses and guys with dead-looking tree tatoos all over their backs. And it was also nice to see Mary Kate Olsen in a movie (finally).

My Review: 3 out of 5 stars. Good message, but no high quality acting or real chemistry between the two of them. Sorry Vanessa Hudgens, but it just felt like High School Musical all over again. However, I give props to Neil Patrick Harris. Maybe a little bit too clean-cut for a "blind" guy, but you made me laugh. 10 sparkle points for you.